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For those who haven't finished the most recent episodes, you may want to steer clear. Thar be spoilers ahead. In the ninth episode of the second season, Piper and Larry try to get it on in the bathroom during Piper's grandma's funeral for old time's sake, but Larry just can't get it up. That turns into Larry admitting to seeing someone else mid-fellatio, which never ends well.
Library Business Who says libraries only have to be for reading? Alex and Piper go from fighting into full-blown sex in a matter of seconds, and it all takes place in the middle of the prison library.
It's got drama, violence, nudity, and it's not super uncomfortable to watch unlike some of OITNB 's other sex scenes. That's pretty much all you can ask from a sex scene. Suck It, Natalie "They used to call me beer can in high school" might not be the sexiest pre-fellation line in history, but that creepy-ass mustache on Joe Caputo just adds to the gross pervert effect.
Is it really a scene that's going to turn you on? Maybe not, but it's an oral sex scene you'll likely never forget. Lorna's Luscious Language Just because there wasn't any physical contact doesn't mean we can't still count it as sex. When Lorna and Vince get to see each other during visitation, they don't need to touch each other to get off. Both characters manage to climax while just talking about sex. Forget phone sex or sexting, this is the old-school, technology-free way of getting it on while only using words.
